Twixing

Pleasuring a girl with your fingers at a table whilst your friends sit beside and across from you and have no idea what your doing.

Guy:Wow i was twixing this girl all night
Friends:Aw were we there?

by Miguel Sanchez The Third August 31, 2010

Twiving

The act of Tweeting on Twitter while driving.

Izzy, you're not suppose to be twiving! It's not safe!

by mcoop06 February 26, 2010

Twhining

Whining about your life on Twitter (tweet + whining); Whiney tweets

I go on Twitter for fun, not to read your constant twhining.

by Cribsty September 2, 2013

twixing

when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.

oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend

by beninburn May 3, 2019

siamese twinning

When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.

Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.

That girl is always siamese twinning with her friend, you never have the chance to make a move.

by berger321 November 17, 2014

Shania Twaining

After being cheated on by your spouse with your best friend, getting them back by hooking up with your best friend’s spouse.

This term comes from the factual scenario when Shania Twain’s husband cheated on her with her best friend. Shania Twain later divorced him, and married her best friend’s husband. This really happened, I shit you not.

Jim: “Wow, I can’t believe our best friends are idiots and decided to cheat on their spouses with each other.”

Rachel: “Yea, but that’s ok, the real winners are Mike and Sarah. They ended up Shania Twaining in the end.”

by Legitjosh February 2, 2019

twilingual

Understand and easily using terminology that pertains primarily to the Twilight saga.

person 1:I absolutely wish I could phase I would love to be a member of Jacob's pack...Do you even understand what I am talking about?
Person2: Of course I do...I am completely twilingual.

by katie731 February 6, 2009