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Tumor Tube 

Term can be used to sarcasticly nickname a cigarette. Came about on the basis that cigarettes can cause tumors and a cigarette is shaped in a tube-like fashion.

Infamously invented by the late great Brian Adams.
Can be used by one friend to another in a fitting circumstance to degrade the usage of a cigarette

ie. Yo Son, is ya'll on some wack shit, goin out in this fucking rain just to smoke a god dam Tumor Tube. Ya'll ain't even ballin 10 deep, never mind 12.

Tumor tits 

Tu-mor tits |ˈt(y)oōmər||tits|
noun

1. Breast cancer or a name given to someone fearing they have breast cancer.

2. A woman with abnormally large fast growing breasts.
Turns out she has to have chemo to treat her tumor tits.

Woah, did you see Jordan the other day? She got some tumor tits since high school!
Tumor tits by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

Tumor forearm

A forearm so muscular it looks like a tumor growing in your arm
Nigga tf is that shit on yo arm??
Aye I've been using this squeezy boi and I got this gigantic tumor forearm now.

Tumor consumer 

An insult essentially meaning somebody who purposely ingests disgusting things.
Anyone who eats school lunch is a tumor consumer
Tumor consumer by timmywastaken January 9, 2023

tumor humor 

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.
John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.
tumor humor by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

tumor squeal 

A more emphasized version of the exclamation "tumor!", used to show great amounts of emotion!
WHOA!! I got a PS2 AND an X-Box? TUMOR SQUEAL!!!!
tumor squeal by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004