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public transportation patience 

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

Transport Leader 

Someone who is generally given a position of authority concerning public transport. Typically not an important position.
Hey is that guy a Transport Leader ?

Yeh he is the biggest loser
Transport Leader by Thelayman June 10, 2010

transporter 

A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
transporter by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016

Pubic Transport 

sleeping with people to get them to drive you places in their faster or more comfortable car.
guy 1: "why would Jenny sleep with Craig? she's way too good for him."

guy 2: "It's a bad case of Pubic Transport, he just bought a new Lotus Esprit."
Pubic Transport by Bob Dole.1 December 5, 2010

Transport Police 

Fake police without guns or dogs, all they get is a bus pass and a whistle
oh no the police are coming, don't worry it's just the transport police....they are fake police
Transport Police by TTTTT_58 July 22, 2008

TRANSPORTATIONALLY

: Of, relating to, characterized by, or cercerned with transportation
trans.port.a.tion.al.ly - adverb
A student who is stuck on campus with no way to leave is said to be transportationally challenged.