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Tiny Heart Syndrome
Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“Where is Mike? “
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
Tiny Heart Syndrome by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)
Often used in the military, especially basic training. Used to describe an individual who suffers from the inability to properly "man the fuck up" and get through a difficult or trying task.
Drill Sergeant - "Alright you little poster boys for abortion, get your gear and get outside right fucking now. And if I hear a single one of you suffering from THS I will personally beat you until your tiny little fucking heart stops."
"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."
"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."
"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."
"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."
THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome) by FiveFire November 6, 2009
Tiny Dick Syndrome
A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.
A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.
Tiny Dick Syndrome by DarthDesolus April 22, 2010
Tiny Man Square
'"Tiny Man Square" in modeled after Tiananmen Square, in that it is now walled off and democratic protests are not allowed in the area proper. Even the people that work in the area cannot not protest or whistle blow without being fired.
Tiny Man Square by mlhiss June 8, 2020
Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS)
A male post-coital mental state, induced by female partner with an abnormally small vagina, creating the perception that one's penis is larger than it actually is.
See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym
See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym
1. John suffered from a case of Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) after returning home from a business trip to Thailand last week.
2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."
2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."
Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) by Dr. Brown Buffalo January 9, 2011