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theater troll

a theater teacher who is generally power hungry and mean.
Arlie: shoot, acting class has become such a pest!
Olivia: what happened?
Arlie: nothing in particular, just the theater troll was unhappy with us for not learning our lines.

theater of the absurd

Plays that veer away from the traditional convevtions of characterization, setting, and plot. Often referred to as modernist literature.
Many believe that Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" paved the way for the theater of the absurd.

theater thumping 

Having sex in a theater or similiar setting. Getting caught is optional.
We got thrown out of the movie for theater thumping.
theater thumping by Warian2099 July 14, 2007

Theater Skiing 

When a girl sits between two guys at the movies and gives them both hand jobs at the same time. This motion is similar to that of a slalom skier.
Dude, Becky sat between me and Joe at the new Batman movie last night and went Theater Skiing !
Theater Skiing by Homer77 October 11, 2012

Theater adults 

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
Theater adults by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

Theater Lean 

Theater Lean is where the screen before the previews comes up telling everyone to shut off their cell phones so there are no disruptions during the movie.

Keep in mind, movie theaters provide tight seating, and cell phones in front pockets aren't easy to access.

At this point, most moviegoers will lean the bottom half of their body to the left (or to the right, depending on which pocket the phone is located in) so there is easier access to the phone. They will keep their body in the leaning position while they silence or shut their phones off.

The phone will then be placed bakc into the pocket, and the moviegoer is free to get out of the leaning position and enjoy the movie.

Theater Lean can also be used to access a cell phone in your pocket while driving a vehicle, sitting in a desk chair, or in any other situation where you are seated in tight quarters.
Watch this, when the screen turns on, I bet half of the people in the theather will partake of Theater Lean
*3/4 of theater partakes of Theater Lean*
Whoa! That was a ton of Theater Lean!

*Phone goes off in pocket while driving*
Oh dude how am I going to get my phone out of my pocket?!
Dude partake of the Theater Lean, it'll be a cinch
*Partakes in Theater Lean*
Oh wow, you were right, that was so easy! I love Theater Lean!