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all the things she said 

all the things she said
all the things she said
running through my head
running through my head
running through my head
all the things she said
all the things she said

Here's the thing 

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.
S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
Here's the thing by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008

The thing 

What happens when a character in a movie or tv show says the title of that movie/tv show in it. Also known as a Title Drop.
Doc Brown (on TV): "We're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Me: "Yo dude they did the thing!"
The thing by Rice Menshorts November 3, 2013

the thing 

the things that make it for the thing or things to be done
"Please send me the things so I can do the thing and submit."
the thing by ProbablyAGhost September 1, 2016

Researching on the Thing

Masturbation; more specifically masturbating while looking at pornographic materials on a computer.
Kevin: Hey Bean, come on we're gonna be late!
Bean: Hold on a minute, I'm researching on the thing.
Kevin: Dude... gross. Almost as gross as a man wearing a thumb ring.

The thing is 

when someone starts a sentence with this phrase it means one of two things;
1. They are full of shit.
2. They no longer have anything useful to contribute.
Ted: Alot of Guy Ritchie films are similarly themed.
Bill: I agree, but the thing is they all use different characters.
Ted: That's because they are different films
Bill: Ya i know.
The thing is by SamSquanch21 December 1, 2009