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I’ve got the shits 

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.
“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits
"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."
the shits by Jezca January 21, 2003
1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.
"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"
The Shits by John E. October 10, 2004
Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.
The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.
the shits by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

put the shits up you 

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.
1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.

2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.
"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."

"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."
The Shits by American Jesus January 9, 2004