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Jamie The Sexy Man 

JAMIE HAS 6 INCHES OF MEAT AND IS THE BEST IN BED, HE IS MY DADDY, DADDY JAMES AHHHHHH

PS: The name Eli is someone with a cock that is the size of a mouse
Jamie the sexy man, AUGGGGGGGG
Jamie The Sexy Man by ThatOneSexy November 3, 2023

Simon the Sexy 

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.
P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
Simon the Sexy by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip the sexy and pretty 

A lyric that is repeated in the girl group Rainbow’s November 2009 song “Gossip Girl”. It is commonly skipped in live performances.
Rainbow: “I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip the sexy and pretty”

K-pop stans next to their iPod in 2009: “Absolute Cinema

Annoying is the new sexy 

When someone is being so annoying and nosey you develop a crush on them
Girl 1: God! Mathew is so annoying today! But he's kinda turning me on too...

Girl 2: Well you know what they say annoying is the new sexy hehe

The Uber-Sexy One 

A name for boys who think they are incredibly hot. See Justin Jones.
Cocky guys think that they are the The Uber-Sexy One.
The Uber-Sexy One by campgirlie April 22, 2005

the crazy sexy matrix 

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.