Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes
Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
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Flog The Monster
Flog The Monster by Dj JynXx June 11, 2006
so what if I'm the monster
dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"
so what if I'm the monster by chichrigga December 11, 2018
feed the monster
When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.
You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.
feed the monster by twist_of_lime_with_salt January 7, 2016
drain the monster
drain the monster by GoodEnoughForAce September 4, 2011
Access to the monster
To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
Access to the monster by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008