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The military vibe check 

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.
Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. 

Person you want to go away by any means needed.
That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

I Am The Milkman 

Commonly used by people who are milkmen
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

Not In The Mills 

“Ugh! Leave me alone. I’m not in the mills.”
Not In The Mills by Lmaoooooio July 15, 2021

the milonster 

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.
The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
the milonster by NosajM January 26, 2017

The Mile High Club 

Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and airplane. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.
Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html