The Milk Fic

A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.

“Did you read the Milk Fic?”
“Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”

The Milk Fic by Insane weeaboo October 8, 2019

The military vibe check 

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

The military vibe check by Bofasmith October 19, 2019

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. 

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. by localsirloco March 19, 2010

I Am The Milkman 

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

I Am The Milkman by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

Not In The Mills 

When someone isn’t in the mood.

“Ugh! Leave me alone. I’m not in the mills.”

Not In The Mills by Lmaoooooio July 15, 2021

the milonster 

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.

The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.

the milonster by NosajM January 26, 2017

The Mile High Club 

Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and airplane. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.

Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html

The Mile High Club by The Mile High Spy October 16, 2008