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the finger buffet 

Shoving two fingers in a buddies mouth after fingering some snatch.
You give someone the finger buffet when you get done fingering your girlfriend and shove two fingers in your friends mouth. Sometimes if shes hot they will suck off the left overs.

The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

The finger of the Lorm 

When all your friends had a great night, but you only minorly enjoyed the evening.
Person 1: "Wow, so you all got laid? "
Person 2: "Well most of us did but Tijm only had the finger of the Lorm!"

The finger rule 

The rule is a game, were you have to make an OK sign with your hands below the waist; If someone sees it then you can do one punch to them. If the person who sees it puts their finger in the hand and gets it out without being caught, they get to punch you 5 times.
billy used the finger rule on his friend, but his friend quickly put his finger inside. Billy got punched five times.

Give 'em the finger 

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015

Wrapped around the finger 

1. A term used when a girl has a guy under their command.
2. Means the guy will pretty much follow their girl's every wish and do whatever she wants.
"So, how's Chris?"
"I have him wrapped around the finger."