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The Cum Dumpster 

That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.
Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.

Behind the ihop dumpster 

He doesn't know I know.
If I suck your dick behind the ihop dumpster, I get to suck dick behind the ihop dumpster for jobs.

The Full Dumpster 

A sex move in which a man, while performing anal sex, ejaculates inside of his partner's anus, waits for his penis to become flaccid without removing it, then urinates.
"I took her home and gave her The Full Dumpster."

dumpster of the rising sun 

a popular destination in which if you piss off the dumpster, he will karate your head off.
yeah, we're gonna go sit behind the dumpster of the rising sun. you wanna come yo?

The Ultimate Cum Dumpster 

A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.

thedumpster_child 

They edit and post random stuff and they ARE ALSO ⏃ POG LESBIAN LETS GO WOO anyways THEY ARE VERY MUCH POGGERS
person 1: have you heard of thedumpster_child?

person 2:YES THAT VERY POG THEY/THEM LESBIAN?!