The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

The farmer and the Dell by Telephony July 26, 2014

Crossing the Delaware

Crossing the Delaware is when you and your friend/partner board an airplane sitting in seats opposite one another across the isle with powdered wigs ready to be worn. It’s important to store said wigs until you’re in takeoff to avoid suspicion. Once the your plane begins takeoff and the fasten seat belt sign is on with no flight attendants in the isle, you and your buddy start by donning your wigs. Then, jack each other off another across the isle to full completion. If you can both finish before the flight attendants resume working in the isles, you have successfully crossed the Delaware. If not, America loses the revolutionary war. Move with purpose.

On our way to Vegas, we started the trip by Crossing the Delaware.

Crossing the Delaware by General Jameson July 18, 2019

crossing the delaware

Moving seamlessly from one hole to the next while preforming oral sex on a female.

George Washington was a master at crossing the delaware, without ever getting wet.

I tried to get him to cross the delaware, but he said he'd never leave New Jersey.

crossing the delaware by Kim & Kate February 4, 2009

The Deli 

The east side of Portland Oregon but more specifically SE Portland, a nexus for meth. The Deli: where our business is all beef and cheese.

I'm from The Deli.

The Deli by BangWilson April 19, 2009

The Delta 

A group sexual position named after some airline (ask around an airport and you might figure out who and why) in which the recipient of The Delta assumes a "diaper changing position" and is penetrated anally and punched in the nuts (or vagina) by one partner, as the other partner strangles the recipient with a telephone wire and shits in their mouth.

If you travel enough or work for an airline sooner or later you will know exactly what "The Delta" feels like.

The Delta by Richie Rich Anderson January 27, 2010

The Deliverance 

This sexual postion requires 4 particapants. 2 male and 2 female or 4 female. The act requires the two females to be making out while the other 2 participants perform the rusty banjo on the females. For best results perform during the dueling banjo scene of the movie Deliverence. Hence the name.

Anne-Marie and Jody were so horny they wanted Lyall and Travis to perform the Deliverance on them.

The Deliverance by DdoubleRS October 8, 2008

the deli guy 

most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺

Tammy- what's that rly hot guys name
Michelle - the deli guy?

the deli guy by danfromproduce June 19, 2020