Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks 

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Wind the Clock 

the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion

I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.

Wind the Clock by Cap'n Bock n Calls January 6, 2008

cookin the clock 

wasting time

"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"

cookin the clock by zooboff May 22, 2004

deuce on the clock 

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

deuce on the clock by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

If it’s on the clock 

they get the cock.

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.

If it’s on the clock by Accidental rape February 13, 2018

Beat The Clock 

Where two couples compete to see how fast the girl can get the guy to cum.

Two couples were competing for a prize. The younger couple lost when it took the girl 3 minutes to get her guy to cum while the older girl only took 2:45 to get her guy to cum and she beat the clock

Beat The Clock by barefootboy April 3, 2009

beating the clock 

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

beating the clock by MateoP April 1, 2008