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The Leviathan Chronicles 

A kickass audio drama about a civil war between two powerful groups of Immortals, created by all around badass Christof Laputka. Listening to The Leviathan Chronicles is possibly one of the greatest things that will ever happen to your ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Also, it's FREE.

All of your arguments for not listening to The Leviathan Chronicles are, by default, invalid.
Fan #1: Hey, did you listen to the season finale of The Leviathan Chronicles?

Fan #2: Yes, and it was the greatest thing that had ever happened to my ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Soon-To-Be-Fan: Hey, where can I find this Leviathan Chronicles thing?

Fan #3: At www . leviathanchronicles . com , or the iTunes store.
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The Urethra Chronicles 

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"

The Cum Chronicles 

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

The Cum Chronicles 

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

Chrono The Stampede 

The PXIII Forum's

1. Random Post person

2. Creator of "I'm Leaving" Threads

3. Gender Ambigious Thing

4. Annoyance to Trolls and Flamers

5. Soundtrack producer

6. Sometimes Peacekeeper

7. Lurker/Moderator of ROTS

8. Person who is always RPing in ROTS

9. Makes pointless lists and survays

10. Person who spends more time there then almost everyone

12. Silent Hill fanatic

11. Disliker of Resident Evil
Hey, I'm Chrono The Stampede (A.K.A: Chrono_D or jusr Chrono )

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, T:SCC or SCC was a show that aired on FOX between 2008 and 2009. It follows Sarah Connor, her son John Connor and their terminator protector Cameron Phillips.
It takes place between the movies Terminator:2 and Terminator:3.
When they moved Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles to Friday night it was the beginning of the end.

The Fat Bitch Chronicles 

The series in which me and my friends piss off my fat bitch, pot smoking ex, Lisa Daniels.