strap tease 

The enhanced cleavage created by a purse strap or seatbelt running diagonally between a women's two breasts. Best exemplified when the subject is wearing a tight form fitting blouse or sweater.

A beautiful women in the mall gave me a strap tease as she walked by.

strap tease by boomerman April 7, 2009

sneeze tease 

An incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm). Also: A person who talks a potential sneezer out of the completion of a sneeze.

As a sneeze tease, she took pleasure in coaxing her friends out of their impending sneezes: "It's OK, look at me, you can do it, you don't have to sneeze..." (Try it, it works.)

sneeze tease by Livvie January 23, 2007

Real Shin Megami Tensei Game 

A phrase used by people who will never feel the touch of a women.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, DemiKids Dark Version, DemiKids Light Version and Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Prologue are all examples of "real" Shin Megami Tensei games.

Play a Real Shin Megami Tensei Game like DemiKids or Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE.

Real Shin Megami Tensei Game by IdkCumGuzzlingSlutsOrSomething November 26, 2020

Social Network Status Tease 

The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile Asshole, Mustang Asshole, or Crotch Rocket Asshole).

SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.

Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.

Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!

Social Network Status Tease by mad genius December 8, 2010

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease 

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease by puglover90 December 9, 2014

back seat tease 

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

back seat tease by BarneyStinsonEsq July 15, 2015

elio e le storie tese

Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.

Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.

elio e le storie tese by Gillen October 29, 2013