asian telescope 

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.

dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night

asian telescope by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009

Dirty Telescope 

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

Dirty Telescope by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019

Kangaroo Telescope 

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

Kangaroo Telescope by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Kangaroo Telescope 

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

Kangaroo Telescope by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024

Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

Gavey Jones' Telescope by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019

mouse in a telescope 

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

mouse in a telescope by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

San Francisco telescope 

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.

I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.

San Francisco telescope by BRMedia July 25, 2024