big white telephone 

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

big white telephone by bill April 21, 2004

Telephone box 

A greeting, an expression and a feeling
Or just a way to express emotions

(Jayden)Hey teejay how are you
(Teejay)Telephone BOXX
(Jayden) ahh ok

Telephone box by Thiccnigger769 March 28, 2020

Telephonophobia

Telephonophobia, in plain terms, means fear of telephones but it’s not the physical telephone that haunts. It includes fear of receiving or making a call. So, when it comes to make or receive a call, you get nervous and sweaty along with shivers. You avoid calls and ask others to do it for you.

Oh shit it's the boss on the phone, mate can you answer it and tell him I have food poisoning? (A real case of telephonophobia)

Telephonophobia by Maitreya1969 March 14, 2013

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

talking on the great white telephone by Jake March 24, 2004

Telephone toughguy 

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.

My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.

Telephone toughguy by Gamblar December 9, 2008

Telephone dick 

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

Telephone dick by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

talk to huey on the great white telephone by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006