tarded

my girlfriend

My girlfriend is tarded

tarded by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008

t-tarded 

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

t-tarded by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

Text tarded 

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

Text tarded by dksuperman March 28, 2016

Hot-tarded 

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

Hot-tarded by jjudy April 29, 2009

m'tarded

Short for "mega-retarded", indicating a level of retardation above and beyond all instances previously encountered by the speaker.

"Jesus, you're more m'tarded than I thought!"

m'tarded by T. Strange July 3, 2003

fuc-tarded 

Something so stupid, it's fucking retarded.

Boy, that Fox network is really fuc-tarded.

fuc-tarded by James Edward Hughes March 10, 2004

Tarded up 

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.

Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.

Tarded up by Jack Carter April 22, 2003