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take one of the captain 

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic
1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

Take one for the Team 

Also known as the "Volunteer's Dilemma". This is a social dilemma with several people involved and one must sacrifice their evolvement or reward for the benefit of the rest of the group.
I saw that guy really take one for the team. You must be close.

take one step and then again

Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
You got it!
Its the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
Come on now!
Just like that

take one please 

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween
it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen
take one please by starry da great December 20, 2024

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one 

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

One Take Jake

One Take Jake , in musical terms is someone who can record a track perfectly the first time, be it vocals or instruments.
Yo, Tupac Shakur was a One Take Jake in the studio, real talk.
One Take Jake by Moody Hyadd January 26, 2019