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Mary on the half shell 

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
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Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob
Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better 

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

Pecans on the half shell 

Term used to describe small breasts
Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

Sell one's soul 

To do anything, even something bad or dishonest, in return for money, power, respect, success, nothing, etc.
Never sell your soul to anybody and/or for anything. Always be true to yourself.

You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.
You smell like onions by Emron April 13, 2022

Woadi Online shopping Marketplace, Buy and sell everything from Woadi.com, or search all of Bangladesh 

Woadi Online shopping Marketplace, Buy and sell everything from Woadi.com, or search all of Bangladesh
Woadi Online shopping Marketplace, Buy and sell everything from Woadi.com, or search all of Bangladesh