swampy ass 

A situation that develops from leftover poo from your last bowell movement and lack of proper wiping and then going into an environment where you sweat a lot and you whip up a slippery swampy mess where your butt cheeks slip and slide as you walk.

A synonym to mudbutt.

I have been working all day in the hot sun and now a I have a swampy ass condition.

swampy ass by briand_____? December 3, 2010

Swampy Wolf Bush 

The fine art of growing a swampy wolf bush involves growing out the phattest head of pubes possible and proceeding to ejaculate in said head of pubes after every masturbation/sex session, leaving each load to dry to get as crusty and smelly as possible.

The ladies love when their man has a thicc swampy wolf bush

Swampy Wolf Bush by Nachos In Bed December 5, 2016

Swampy Viking 

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

Swampy Viking by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010

Swampy Logger 

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.

Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger

Swampy Logger by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

swampy clam 

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.

"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"

swampy clam by Clitman April 3, 2014

swampy butt 

When you sweat from your buttocks and feel a rash in your latter regions.

After my run I had severe swampy butt.

swampy butt by thebuttmaster December 16, 2015

swampy taint 

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

swampy taint by willhop_onmydick March 8, 2016