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superbowl 

An excuse for your friends and family to come over and eat all your food
"Why don't you like the Superbowl?"
"I have to eat McDonald's for the next three weeks"
"Why?"
"We have no food left afterwards"
superbowl by xman843 March 19, 2016

superbowl 

an emense marijuana smoking device tha can be made of wood, ceramics, or glass. to be considered a superbowl the pack of the bowl must be roughly the area of a loveseat.
"dude, that isn't a loveseat, its my superbowl. wanna PIU"

superbowl 

An overly popularized American Sporting event but for on reason at all nine million people around the world watch it.
omg, the only interesting part of the whole superbowl was the halftime show.
superbowl by jackindabox February 2, 2004

superbowl 

When the top two teams of the league, one from the AFC and one from the NFC, play for the title. this year its between the patriots and panthers. oh yeah and its the best thing ever, next to bacon.
Man, the panthers will get pwned by the pats in the superbowl this year.
superbowl by Beachbum January 30, 2004

Superbowl 

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
Superbowl by Matthew January 31, 2004

superbowl 

gives a bunch of guys reasons to sit on there butts.. more than usally. watch TV, drink beer, chips an other beer gut gaining foods. all over a game on TV.and not do anything all day.
just about every house in the USA.
superbowl by kellogs February 1, 2004