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stalling stan 

someone who cannot think of stuff and thinks excellent questions deserve some kind of award. Something that is heard in the Arby 'n' the Chief episode "Duck Love".
Arbiter: ... What a fantastic question. That must deserve some kind of award.
MC: quit being a stalling stan
Arbiter: ..."A stalling Stan"? Wow.
stalling stan by newtfan February 21, 2011

stalling like a mulu 

when you have a lot of shit to do, but keep pushing it off to the side like an ethiopian.
Nigga, I have a lot of homework but I keep stalling like a mulu.

stirling 

Usually α very hot male that all girls only wish to bang. He is always getting the hottest girls nothing less, Mainly brunettes. But when he falls in love he is α keeper and should not let him go.
"Ah look at stirling i wish i could get in his pants. - same he is so hot "
stirling by revolixel October 12, 2011
To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.

Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.
I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?
Stelling by Realrui April 21, 2008

spilling spaghetti

Typically found on 4chan, spilling spaghetti means acting in a socially inept way/doing something awfully awkward
it's just 20 minutes of retards spilling spaghetti, misunderstanding each other and getting nowhere
it's not fun or entertaining

Like all things its just intense shitposting, majority of anons here cant even talk to their parents much less a child without spilling spaghetti some do it just to invoke that feeling like going to /pol/ and just baiting obvious vile shit for reactions

I will be a tiny bit disappointed if they dont have a scene of Suletta spilling spaghetti all over the floor because she has no idea how to dance or conduct herself like the country bumpkin she is

why do they seem so painfully, autistically, awkward on stage? all of them are spilling spaghetti everywhere
spilling spaghetti by DaireenM November 26, 2022

Jack-Stalling 

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
Jack-Stalling by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009