Bryan Stowed on 

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.

guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on

Bryan Stowed on by Feces/sp/ July 26, 2011

Steved Ya

A way of saying thanks after you make sex with someone. When no sex is involved it is used when you trick or fool someone. Can be used as a more intense and cool way of saying Got ya!

Dave and Steve are eating chicken nuggets and Dave points at the window. While Steve's head is turned looking at the window, Dave steals a nugget. When Steve notices that Dave took his nugget Dave Yells "Steved Ya" because he knows he tricked Steve.

Steved Ya by TheStevenKing March 26, 2013

Steed weight 

The weight a male maintains because it makes women want to mount him

She was attracted to him because he was at his steed weight.

Steed weight by JBottum May 16, 2013

Skewed 

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Stevedave

An obscure character from the series of films directed by Kevin Smith. These films are Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Go get 'em, Stevedave!

Stevedave by General Blumpkin February 24, 2004

sewed up 

To have under control with complete confidence. Synonymous with the phrase "Got it in the Bag".

Remy: Yo Fetty, you really think you can pick up that bih tonight?

Fetty: Fasho bro, I got this sewed up dog.

Remy: Let's go nigga, bet it.

sewed up by D.R.E September 17, 2015

Smewed

When one shits themselves in a school environment

Oh I smewed myself

Smewed by Young Lovers February 27, 2019