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Standdown 

To hold a competition between another person in a bathroom stall to see who will leave first when needing to drop a deuce.
Tracy sat quietly on the toilet waiting for the mystery person two stalls over to leave before takin a poo. The mystery pooper wouldn't leave. He, too, was waiting for Tracy to leave so HE could start the coal train. 5 minutes passed. All was quiet except for the occasional nose blowing to pass the time. ...enter the standdown...

Would anyone finally give up and leave?
Standdown by jdink August 11, 2010
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She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

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Someone who watches other people work while not doing anything. ( used by Kevin in Shameless)
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Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island
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a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)
That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.
stanced by bringvineback2k17 October 9, 2019