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stage five clinger 

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer 

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

Stage commander 

Word is used for someone who has immense stage presence, captivates the viewers throughout the prefromence, good with performing arts, talented, an aura which commands people to just look at them even if there are other performers on the stage at the same time, who outshines like Jimin.

As of now there aren't anyone who commands the stage, viewers like Jimin
Jimin a true stage commander
No wonder stage commander Jimin is King of KPOP
Stage commander by Newpen November 1, 2021

stage right 

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.
Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.
stage right by Jeff April 19, 2006

Stage Fright 

The inability to use public bathroom stalls or urinals because of you feeling very uncomfortable or embarrassed
I hate going to the bathroom in public I always get stage fright
Stage Fright by LBJwitness23 June 4, 2009
A needy person, usually a hook-up who is getting too serious too quickly.

Short for "Stage 5 Clinger" - (see "Stage 5 Clinger")
I think I have to ditch her. She's called me three times today, and won't stop asking who I'm with and when she can see me again. She's a stage 5, for sure.
Stage 5 by keitheydee August 10, 2010