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Referring to a gay male without the magical powers inherent to the homosexual subspecies. A take off on the Harry Potter term, a squib is born special (like a wizard being that he's gay) but has no powers (like a muggle). Characteristics include but are not limited to the inability to dress fashionably or understand the basic laws of fashion, poor hygiene, being fairly unattractive, and lacking the level of intelligence and success rate among normally gifted homosexuals.

Variations include the adjective squiby and squibiness
Ugh why does Jason look like that? He's such a squib.

Can you smell the squibiness in the air? Freddie must be around here somewhere.
Squib by NGinEar February 27, 2012
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A person that quite blatantly has no social life, and is incapable of having sex with any human being, so has to resort to trying their luck with animals.
person 1: 'he has no social life and makes love to animals'
person 2: 'some might call him a squib'
Squib by That_Girl_Al March 7, 2009
Anothe word for a cigarette
Let's go smoke a squib!
Squib by Carlos October 11, 2004
1. The hole created by a bullet. 2. A fantasy creature simillar to both a six legged ant and a female reproductive organ. Six insect like legs attached to a body which highly resembles the female reproductive organ. Is known to be harmless but somewhat agressive at times, and moves at extraordinary speeds.
1. I think a squib just bit my leg. 2. Did you see that squib just run by?
Squib by Zachary Napolitano March 28, 2007
anything and everything. you can use this word to describe anything that you just can't figure how to say, and because of Squib's epic abilities to describe anything and everything, you should not be questioned on you choice of using the word Squib
Positive "Dude you are the best squib ever"
Negative "dude you are such a fucking squib"
Noun "look at that squib"
Verb "dude why you got to squib me over like this?"
Pronoun "you are the squibiest cunt ever"
Adverb "she's so squibing hot"
you get the point
Squib by G. Sloan April 28, 2008
To take away or ask for.
Yo squib me deuce on that blunt nigga.
Squib by Numba51 November 6, 2003