Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture 

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"

Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!

Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture by Caticon July 10, 2018

shinkling 

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

shinkling by camp dube December 13, 2018

Spunkling

A spunkling is a human of small stature behaving ever increasingly anoying.

A spunkling often reacts violently towards a larger individual for little or no reason but only has the ability to inflict minor pain like pinching.

Elouise stop being such a spunkling!

Spunkling by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019

Splinking 

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

Splinking by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

Jerry Springing 

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

Jerry Springing by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Shrinking Bikini 

1) A girl who is so "built" (Boobs, Hips, Butt) that it makes her (regular size) bikini look small or shrunken.

2) A girl who buys a bikini one size too small.

A girl can technically shrink any type of clothing.

(At the beach)
1) Damm, you see that girl shrinkin that bikini??

2) Past tense, Did you see those shrunken bikinis at the pool?

3) Person 1: girl, you Shrinking' that Bikini

Also:
Shrinkin Bikinis
Shrinking Bikinis
Shrunken Bikini

Shrinking Bikini by KeithGB August 13, 2010

strinking 

This was a Freudian typo that came about as a result of trying to convey something that was both striking and stinking at the same time.

The really strinking thing about bankers is the way they they get paid massive bonuses for massive failure.

strinking by typospotter September 20, 2009