Check splitting dominance 

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

Check splitting dominance by sheila in the car May 8, 2011

Spiffing Mammaries 

Harry Styles favorite things. (FUN BAGS)

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!

Spiffing Mammaries by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

log splitting 

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

log splitting by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

Splitting Cannons 

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

Splitting Cannons by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

Sniffing the cobra

After scratching your balls and/or ass you raise your hand as if it is a cobra about to strike and sniff the tips of you fingers.

Man I saw that dude sniffing the cobra in the locker room yesterday.

Sniffing the cobra by The Sikness June 30, 2011

Sniffing Dick 

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

Sniffing Dick by DTallon October 15, 2009

Splitting 

Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together a person's both positive and negative qualities.

Splitting is a symptom of mental illness (such as BPD)

I mostly talk good about her unless I'm splitting on her

Splitting by sppoooppy August 8, 2016