head spatula

a large head garment applied to an unsuspecting and rather speshed out member of a social group which is fashioned by attaching a cheese grater to the handle end of a spatula (preferably stainless steel) with duck tape and then to their head, and observe as they flounder about trying to remove it. It is renowned for its humorous effect.

what the fuck is this on me head that's a head spatula Gary ooh I'll get you back for this you little turd stroking spunk slurper. I'm sure you will Gary. I'm sure you will.

head spatula by jooles_vega April 12, 2010

Spatula

n. A woman who turns straight men gay

"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"

Spatula by Brett June 26, 2003

Spatula

A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.

Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula

Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula

Spatula by boysgotgame October 15, 2010

Spatula

1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount

1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.

Spatula by cscpegan December 14, 2009

fucking spatula 

(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.

driving woman: " learn how to drive asshole!!!!!!"
Jay: " shut up you fucking spatula!!"

fucking spatula by christinapian August 9, 2006

Spatula Cup 

1-a cup with a spatula
2- a very important thing or person in your life

Person1: your my spatula cup
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person

everyone: awwwwww 🥰

Spatula Cup by tounge__kid January 15, 2020

Dirty Spatula 

When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.

DUDE she gave me the handback last night so I had to finish her off with the dirty spatula

Dirty Spatula by Space Monkey 4 life September 8, 2015