spanish bayonet 

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

spanish bayonet by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011

Spanish meat plate 

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

Spanish meat plate by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

Skanking 

Skanking is a dance that originated in Jamaica back in the 1960’s. People would usually skank to music genres like reggae and ska.

“He ended up hitting someone in the face while skanking to his new song.”

“The skanking man was stared at because people thought he was crazy.”

Skanking by Brevqvist February 26, 2023

Spaniel Shot 

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.

"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"

Spaniel Shot by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011

caca spaniel 

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother

Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

caca spaniel by yourgreatestcreation May 21, 2011

spanking machine 

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

spanking machine by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009

goose spanking 

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

goose spanking by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016