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A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
spaniel by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Rocker Spaniel 

It may be used as an expression to express excitement over or to define something that is definitely rock 'n roll or that works in a grotesque rocker fashion
"Wow, rocker spaniel, brother"!

"I'm a rocker spaniel"

"That is rocker spaniel"
Rocker Spaniel by Stroboscope June 11, 2008

english springer spaniel

An English Springer Spaniel is a breed of dog. It's life usually lasts around 12 - 14 years. As stated in the name, it comes from England. Usually, it's very happy, loving, and intelligent. It has black-ish ears, black and white face, most of the body is black, but it has some white on the front. It's tail is black with a white dot at the end. A male English Springer Spaniel is usually 48 - 56 cm (1 ft 7 inches - 1 ft 10 inches) while a female usually is 46 - 51 cm (1 ft 6 inches - 1 ft 8 inches).
Person 1: I just got a dog!
Person 2: What breed?
Person 1: It's an English Springer Spaniel.

cocker spaniel 

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.
Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.
cocker spaniel by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.
So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.

Daniel the Cocker Spaniel 

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!