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eye m sofa king we todd ed 

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.
"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

I sofa king we todd did 

An internet-spread prank that became widely used as a way for assholes to prank the unsuspecting victims who attempt to pronounce it. It is supposed to mean "I so fucking retarded," but many people do not realize this until the damage is done.
(At a local bar in front of many people)

Bro 1: Jimmmmay! Check this out!
(Scrabbles the words "I sofa king we tood did on a napkin)
Bro 2: Alright!
Bro 1: Say those words as loud as you can.
Bro 2: "I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!"
Hot Chick: Why do I even come here..

eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

you are sofa king we todd did 

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out
bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

I am sofa king we todd ed 

I am so fucking retarded.
i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed 

well you are, just read it fast, you know?
Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!