Monkey Snausage 

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet

Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!

Monkey Snausage by Libby Herr November 19, 2014

Jack Snausage 

A penis of large proportions

That girl was asking for it all night so I gave her the jack snausage.

Jack Snausage by crockett July 19, 2012

Fuck-Snausage 

A term of mild abuse for a person who is intelligent, but then does completely retarded things in social situations.

When I went to introduce my friend to him, she said "It's nice to meet you!", and fuck-snausage said "yeah yeah, whatever" and walked straight passed her.

Fuck-Snausage by Arryisasnausage March 12, 2020

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

sausage pistol 

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

Sausage Stuffing 

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

Sausage Stuffing by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020