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Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie 

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.
Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE
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lithuanian smoothie 

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis
Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up
give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

Boobie Smoothie 

When you suck on a girls boobs
Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight
Boobie Smoothie by JBIRD105 February 25, 2012

smoothie mom 

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
smoothie mom by thepal January 18, 2017

Sexy Smoothie

A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.
Tony was feeling wiped so he broke into his supply of sexy smoothie and fueled up

Banana Smoothie 

Where man pushes a banana into a girls vagina as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. The man then has sex wiht the girl and blows. The girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.
I had the most refreshing banana smoothie yesterday.
Banana Smoothie by doho121 January 19, 2010