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dan smith 

a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.
Most girls wish they were dating a Dan Smith.
dan smith by Perhaps another April 11, 2014
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Lamar Smith 

The man behind the shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. He is a Republican from Texas and does not deserve a second more in office.
Lamar Smith is another retarded asshole with too much power, it is amazing that anonymous ignores him.
Lamar Smith by mrbigmclargehuge January 31, 2012

Jada Pinkett Smith 

She had an 'entanglement' with August Alsina, and Tupac and Tupac again and a bit more Tupac whilst being with Will Smith.
Man 1: dammmm Jada Pinkett Smith was so hot back in the day
Man 2: Jada who?
Man 1: Pinkett.....
Man 2: Ohhhhh you mean G.I. Jane

JR Smith 

Blowing Game 1 in the NBA Finals during the final seconds, making a pissed off LeBron even more...well...pissed off.
JR Smith: "I thought we were ahead!"

*LeBron ignores and storms off angrily to add JR to his hit list*
JR Smith by $wervy June 12, 2018

Morty Smith

Stop being such a Morty Smith.
Morty Smith by fleshcurtains August 8, 2016

Jada Pinkett Smith 

Somebody who you can't joke about... Seriously or Will Smith will literally assault you
Jada Pinkett Smith will still probably cheat on you even after you stood up for her