Screaming skier 

Someone that is wanking two people off while being face fucked and anally blasted while standing in a bent over position

Had a mad weekend met up with these four guys, ended up being a screaming skier

Screaming skier by Madbatsey95 February 22, 2023

aerial skier 

An aerial skier is someone who has the balls to ski off a jump that will throw them 50 feet or more into the air. The skier will then do multiple twists and flips, like flying 50 feet isn't hard enough. Aerial skiers are the badasses of the skiing world.

1. Did you see that aerial skier do that amazing jump?
2. I want to be an aerial skier who does flips and twists.

aerial skier by T-T-T-T-Today Junior! February 28, 2017

The Skier 

When 3 men sit next to each other and the middle man gives a hand-job to the other two men simultaneously, as if pretending to be in the act of skying down a mountain... Only more gay.

2 guys and a Tranny sit on a bench, the Tranny is in the middle and loves to give out hand-jobs, the other two idiots are drunk and horny. The Skier is the only solution to this dilemma.

Faggotry ensues, monies are exchanged, arrests are made, court dates issued and then ignored.

The Skier by Merkahva October 15, 2011

Russian Skier 

Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.

"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."

Russian Skier by Nic Demus October 20, 2003

Jersey skier 

A skier originating from the state of New Jersey. Generally goes out-of-state to "ski" because there are no large ski resorts in New Jersey.
Jersey skiers exhibit the habits of gapers, but exhibit some of there own unique traits, such as skiing with just a balaclava, but no helmet and skiing without poles.
Jersey skiers are famous for their stance, in which their skis are spread very far apart, and usually in a slight or not-so-slight V shape.

That Jersey skier just gaped that jump without poles!

Jersey skier by ef82 January 13, 2011

Shit Skier 

When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.

Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.

Shit Skier by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009

Thredbo skier 

1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the double black runs he nailed. fucking Thredbo Skier

2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me off. What a fucking Thredbo Skier, cunt.

1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the double black runs he nailed. fucking Thredbo Skier.

2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me up. What a fucking Thredbo Skier cunt

Thredbo skier by PenaltyPuller April 28, 2019