dope siesta

a nap that is effin' ace.

"Brian, I just took a dope siesta."
-Sean Tracey

dope siesta by Echelon_seant March 18, 2009

Chilean Siesta 

As it pertains to sex: Choking a woman until she passes out, then shitting in her mouth before reviving her. This precise maneuver carries a connotation of one's having the utmost skill and class. Placing a tortilla chip in the participant's mouth, imitating salsa, brings panache to the bedroom.

My girl Sheila came over the other night and pissed me right off. I choked her with my dog's leash, then proceeded to perform a Chilean Siesta on her lifeless body.

Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.

Chilean Siesta by His Royal Darkness January 9, 2009

Fist siesta 

When a girl is sleeping during a siesta and somebody wakes her up with fisting. Fist siesta can be done with or without lubrication, depending on how long she has slept

Dude, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep on my couch yesterday. I just had to fist siesta that hoe

Fist siesta by Mr. fistah August 23, 2012

turkey neck siesta 

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

turkey neck siesta by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

Sleep-siesta 

When you wake up in the middle of the night and do things before going back to bed

' I had a great sleep-siesta last night: Woke up at 2am - tidied the house until 4am and went back to bed

Sleep-siesta by spamjangled April 18, 2011

carb siesta 

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

carb siesta by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

incon-siesta-nt 

Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).

Has nothing to do with Central America.

Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.

Damn dude, I been trying to talk to her but she is really really incon-siesta-nt.

incon-siesta-nt by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025