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Showstopper 

Showstopper(verb): The process by which an entire fist enters the vagina for pleasure. May also be used for anal pleasure. In order of least resistance to higher resistance, teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, Showstopper.
My buddy skipped over the shocker and went straight for the kill, the Showstopper!
Showstopper by Capt. L.J. Silver November 18, 2011

Showstoppers

Two girls who were invited on stage by Ronald McDonald, while he was performing in front of 200+ people, to take a picture with him.

Criteria:
1)Must be introduced to the audience.
2)The audience must always give a standing ovation for one to be a showstopper.
3)Must be an audience of 200+.
4)Must be invited on stage.
Wow, I'm so glad I finally met the Showstoppers!

Showstoppers sure knocked Italy off its boot!
Showstoppers by Cady S August 2, 2006

Showstopper 

The act of a person masturbating intensely and right as they are about to achieve a delicious orgasm they punch oneself right in the cock or pussy preventing oneself from jizzing.
About five minutes ago I was jacking off and right before I was about to blow my load I punched my dick so hard it was the best Showstopper yet!
Showstopper by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011

showstopper 

Anything said or done to put an end to something like an arguement or match.
So we were talking about whether the Catholic sin of presumption really existed, when one of our group read 1 John 5:13 which says "...these things I write unto ye, that ye may KNOW ye may have eternal life..."(KJV) That was a showstopper.
showstopper by Betterwatchit July 10, 2006

showstopper 

the showstopper is a cousin to the shocker. It involves the entire fist of a male being forcibly placed in the anus of a woman.
Some people believe in the shocker: two in the pink one in the stink... im all about the showstopper: FIVE IN THE POO!!!
showstopper by RomeShake May 25, 2009

showstopper 

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!
Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!
showstopper by Safecracker G January 16, 2005