The Shoebox Project 

The pinnacle of Harry Potter Maurauder-era fanfics. Work in Progress. Utterly hilarious and addicting. *SQUEE*

"I was reading the shoebox project at three in the morning, and i could'nt stop laughing- i woke up the whole house."
"Oh, my. I must read that."

The Shoebox Project by Eric the Half a Bee January 6, 2005

The Shoebox Project 

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

The Shoebox Project by Liz February 14, 2005

rats in a shoebox

An expression used to describe two incarcerated men confined in a prison cell designed for one man.

We are like captive rats in a shoebox for a good portion of every day, expected to behave as gentlemen and not even imagine killing one another!

rats in a shoebox by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Greasy Shoebox 

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

Greasy Shoebox by GST12 March 12, 2008

old_shoebox_ 

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER !! SOSO SILLY AND FUN TO BE AROHND !! amazing at art and just a super nice and great personal in general :)) !! a great friend !!

wow isn’t old_shoebox_ just SO COOL !!

old_shoebox_ by leafybasil August 19, 2022

Romanian Shoebox 

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

Romanian Shoebox by A man who does stuff October 28, 2011

Dirty Shoebox

When you stick your foot in the mud, and then into a girl's vagina. Shoe is optional.

Dude, I heard Micah gave Krista the Dirty Shoebox!

Dirty Shoebox by The Shadow Wizard! March 21, 2011