shmoo

Shmoo is a slang term for crystal meth that originated in the southeast Texas region around 2001-2002.

Shmoo is also used to define the product used to cut ice/glass/crystal meth.

the phone rings, and you pick up and hear "Where is the shmoo?" or your friend says "My dope is full of shmoo"

shmoo by Bully Seaman June 9, 2008

shmoo

What I say when there's kids around, I want to say shit, and my sister ROLLS DOWN THE HILL AT 9292929299 MILES PER HOUR.

"She's DOING CARTWHEELS DOWN THE ROAD. HOLY SH... MOO!"

shmoo by sunburned January 28, 2005

Shmoo

A blob like architectural monstrosity forced upon an unsuspecting public. Typically the torturous revenge of artistically “form above function” inclined Architects exacted upon the inevitably “function before form” structural engineer of a project. Often can be found on exteriors of buildings increasing the risk of seismic collapse, or inside where they reduce clearance, increase clutter, or otherwise counter-intuitively change a space.

"Did you see what the architect has on the plan for the new building? It's this huge oval with holes out of drywall hanging from the ceiling. What a shmoo!

Shmoo by Bill Beveridge September 16, 2004

Shmoo

A creature having a strange or frightening appearance

The fat chick is a fucking Schmoo

Shmoo by Matt Penfold February 13, 2004

Shmoo

1. Anything with a nose that spells out "moo".

2. An incredible word that, when uttered repeatedly into a cell phone can make an entire legitimate conversation.

3. Something to say when burrowing into a shmoo's stomach.

1. Hiya Shmoo!

2. Shmoo... Shmoo... Shmoo! ShmooShmooShmoo, Shmoo.

3. ShmooShmooShmoo.

Shmoo by Spase January 27, 2007

Shmoo

A relative of the words shmoosh and shleesh. It is generally used as a word to express curiosity in a matter.
On it's own in a sentence the word is usually increased in pitch at the end, just like normally asking a question, see example 1 below. Shmoo may be added as a prefix, suffix or stem of a word. The word shmoo, when the pitch is raised on the "mo" of the word can also be used as a childish but friendly greeting or generally as a "cool" word.
Shmoo is rarely said in a bland manner as it is meant to express liveliness and fun.

Shmoo? (whaaat? / really? / tell me more / i'm confused)
Shmoo! (HEY!)
Hey, they call me ShmoofingFabsee.

Shmoo by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008

shmoo

An Iron, like for ironing clothes

"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."

shmoo by jaimonn July 3, 2009