Dr. Seuss Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

Dr. Seuss Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss 

A good writer. He didn't to politicals or anything else for that matter, despite what has been said. Just a LOT of books.

All the Whos down in Whoville liked Dr. Seuss a lot.
But the Yvonne, who lived on mount Yvonne, did NOT...

Opinion AND example.

Dr. Seuss by Tanon X October 25, 2005

Dr. Seuss 

a man who although encouraged black rights pusehd down japanese people through stereotypical characters with buckteeth and exaggerated slanty eyes. The example can be seen through his political cartoons during the war. Often times Dr. seuss portrayed the characters as weak or a backstabber.

not applicable in this area

Dr. Seuss by yvonne May 13, 2005

Dr. Seuss Hair 

In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.

"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"

Dr. Seuss Hair by Bspot May 1, 2008

Dr.Seuss 

Willie Wonka's Husband

Dr.Seuss broke Willie Wonka's anal wall, then Willie Wonka broke Dr.Seuss's anal wall. The End!!

Dr.Seuss by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

Channeling Seuss

This is used for when someone is spitting bars, I mean straight heat.

“Tried to make a joke about six seven, it was so bad had to get a slushee from seven-eleven”
“Yo why’re you lowkirk channeling Seuss”

Channeling Seuss by chickensalad697 April 22, 2026

Dr. Seuss 

Cancelled

Dr. Seuss is cancelled

Dr. Seuss by Squelchboi2220 March 18, 2021