The fucking weirdest person you will ever meet, friends with lesbians and no one and I mean no one can understand him, most Seamus’s have something behind their ear, a little gross nose, for possible alien connection, he’s also a huge atheist and is going to hell, so avoid seamuss at all costs, or otherwise known as Seamouse
An irish name. Normally a tall specimen with rotting teeth and bad breath. It lives in small burrows across England and Ireland and only eats John Wrights hair.