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The fucking weirdest person you will ever meet, friends with lesbians and no one and I mean no one can understand him, most Seamus’s have something behind their ear, a little gross nose, for possible alien connection, he’s also a huge atheist and is going to hell, so avoid seamuss at all costs, or otherwise known as Seamouse
Hey did you talk to Seamus today?

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seamus by Bigcockguy15 May 15, 2018
a combination of waffle stomping and war crimes. also an extreme dendrophilia addict and prostitute
guy 1:hey look at that seamus over there

guy 2:holy shit run
seamus by fortniteman256 October 30, 2019
A caring guy with a big heart. He's also hot and doesn't cheat on women.
Seamus is such a good person.
Seamus by Relgiroth July 8, 2020
What a pushover and a snowflake. He finds memes from the prehistoric era funny. Can't speak french but needs to boost

his ego by saying he's a high level in DELF. Plays TF2. I saw his discord profile not so long ago playing Fortnite. What a dipshit.
Seamus can't play Minecraft without tickspeed 30.
Seamus by SATAN HAIL SATAN November 6, 2019
Boy: “Wow look at that clown
Boy #2: “No that’s just Seamus”
Seamus by dtwd October 7, 2019
An irish name. Normally a tall specimen with rotting teeth and bad breath. It lives in small burrows across England and Ireland and only eats John Wrights hair.
You smelly little Seamus

your a right Seamus you are
Seamus by isimo July 1, 2007