scouser 

n. a person from Liverpool, England, or Liverpudlian, or Merseysider (the River Mersey; Merseyside County). Scouse is a term for the distinctive local accent or dialect. Derived from "lobscouse," a traditional sailors' stew usually made with lamb and hard tack (very hard, baked bread/cracker).

A scouser himself, Steven Gerrard is perhaps the most beloved of the current players on the Liverpool squad.

scouser by R. Grisham May 15, 2007

scouser 

Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying cunts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delsuion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in liverpool.

Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually posess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!

"we do dat doe dont we doe?"

"calm down!"

scouser by scouser4life November 23, 2004

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

Scouser's Laptop by Buzzy August 13, 2006

Soused Cinema 

Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle

Some 100 proof movies:

"Arthur" (1981)
"The Hangover" (2009)
"Bad Santa" (2003)
"Strange Brew" (1983)
"Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)
"Legend of Drunken Master"

Cheers to Soused Cinema

Soused Cinema by foosman March 4, 2010

Scouse chuck 

An act in which a person, upon entering a shower and suddenly have an urge to defecate, craps into their hand and throws it across the bathroom into the toilet, rather than leaving the shower.

"I was already in the shower, so I just scouse chucked it. I figured if it went in then it went in, but if it missed, well, I was going to leave the shower to crap anyway - may as well chance it. As it happened it I landed the shot, but it hit the backboard."

Scouse chuck by Boris Johansson November 30, 2017

scouse prinned 

liverpool slang:
when a large number of scouse prins wear the same clothes and post them on instagram to the point where no one can wear them without cringing

e.g. denim jackets with puffed sleeves, tights with hearts on, biker boots with buckles, the term “dewy skin and fluffy brows,” any dress made by a liverpool designer etc. have all been scouse prinned in 2019

scouse prinned by L25imm April 25, 2019

Scouse chinslap 

When you wake someone up by bashing your testicles against either side of their chin alternately, mimicking a church bell, it is most commonly done by people from the north, hence its name.

John: The divorce couldn't have gone smoother after the scouse chinslap I delivered the other night!!

Scouse chinslap by Ramenslayer88 January 13, 2021