weed savant 

Someone who knows everything about weed and talks about it non-stop while smoking it.

Ed: "James has been smokin' dope for so long that he knows everything about it, and it's all he ever talks about."

Eddie: "Yeah, he's weed savant."

weed savant by James' sister January 9, 2009

Internet Savant 

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.

Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "

Internet Savant by Biffb December 15, 2008

Crack Head Savant 

A crack head who has flashes of genius.

Rudy could barely pass the 5th grade and tie his shoes but can answer the million dollar questions on Millionare... hes a crack head savant

Crack Head Savant by JBurton July 7, 2010

sexual savant 

Guy or girl who is crap at a relationship but amazing in bed.

He is so dumb why are you with him?
Yeah he is a himbo, but he's also a sexual savant.

sexual savant by a Neat a February 8, 2010

cock savant 

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.

She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!

cock savant by ThaLumberjack November 7, 2014

retard savant 

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

retard savant by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Blonde Savant 

A blonde who by all outward appearences is just a blonde, but who is a secret genius.

Blonde Savants don't get blonde jokes.

Blonde Savant by katybra August 5, 2010