second hand satisfaction 

Getting satisfied by looking at something/somebody do something.

Namjoon got second hand satisfaction from reading a gay scene in a book
(Almost transparent blue)

second hand satisfaction by 0:00/4:38 May 21, 2018

Sexual Satisfaction 

When you and your partner both reach the "climax" at the same exact time. In other words, the guy releases and the girl has the orgasm at the same time.

Wow!!! Last night was epic!! My girl and I finished at the same time!! We had sexual satisfaction!!

Sexual Satisfaction by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

sick satisfaction

the feeling of pleasure at the sight of others' misfortune, especially when it either benefits you or highlights your good qualities

I get a sick satisfaction knowing that everyone in the class failed this test except for me

sick satisfaction by casworm December 19, 2015

strut of satisfaction 

The empowered walk from a blissful sexual encounter to home. For those less experienced and impressionable, this might be called the walk of shame. For those of us more mature and confident, we've renamed it to reflect our new attitude.

Txt from visiting friend: Ok, I'm headed home now. What a crazy night! Time for the walk of shame.

Reply txt: Whatever, girl! Sounds like you get the strut of satisfaction!

strut of satisfaction by pharmgrl2001 April 17, 2010

demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.

Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."

demand satisfaction by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008

Customer Satisfaction Campaign 

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.

Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."

Customer Satisfaction Campaign by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010

self-satisfaction 

Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.

self-satisfaction by Lennythebear September 18, 2016