steel reserve 

Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.

Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.

steel reserve by enfant terrible October 18, 2020

special reserve 

Semen inside a special girl

I busted in her with my special reserve!

special reserve by special-reserve February 29, 2016

211 Steel reserve

Poverty in a can.

You tryna cop some 211 steel reserve at the corner store with that last buck 25?

211 Steel reserve by Scary uncle August 4, 2021

steel reserve 

the most vile alcohol on the face of this planet

"what does it taste like? dirt?"
"no it tastes like steel reserve"

steel reserve by xmaladroit May 15, 2005

Couch Reserves 

The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.

Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?

Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...

Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!

Couch Reserves by thegranitehills May 2, 2010

Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.

He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"

Shatnerian Reserves by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011

army reserves

The worlds finest fighting force, Navy Seals want to be them, Marines Praise them, And Army Rangers look upon with jealously and pure unadulterated envy. When called into the line of duty expect a thirty of pabst and a war cry like no other!

You hear russia was taken over in 5 seconds?
How?!
They sent in the army reserves
Obviously, i shouldve known.. no one else is capable of that

army reserves by PinchableDirt May 4, 2014