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Gentleman's Relaxation Time 

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

Oversize commodity relocation technician 

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting
Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport 

A new program, AKA the acronym SMART, brought to you by Guantanamo Rick, Florida’s deranged sadist Governor, which is singlehandedly responsible for kidnapping asylum seekers and shipping them by air to big cities across the U.S. to make what he believes is a valid political point.
The Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport “program” was concocted by Tricky Rick to both punish those browner skinned folks who are seeking safety as well as to allow him to sleep like a baby, knowing he has done his duty as an elitist jerk.

relaxation 

the point after having sex or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)
that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!
relaxation by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed
there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

Releasation 

The experience of releasing a sensation, whether it manifests in physical or mental reactionary form.
The releasation of that concert was immaculate!
Releasation by wikipedia! September 14, 2010