rectumolish 

You are so "assholish" that you are both a rectum and an asshole

"You are so rectumolish when it comes to that!"

rectumolish by Cuntsmella October 24, 2008

optical rectalitis 

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

optical rectalitis by terryzz February 22, 2009

Rectumitus 

A condition where a person or management has their head stuck so far up their ass, they would need a surgeon to remove it

There is a epidemic of Rectumitus in this management or Joe Blow has a very severe case of Rectumitus

Rectumitus by tat2you June 1, 2016

Optical Rectumitius 

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

Optical Rectumitius by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Rectumis Prime 

To have anal sex inside a semi truck and orgasm so loud that you make a transforming sound

She orgasmed in the truck so loud that I thought she was transforming into Rectumis Prime

Rectumis Prime by Epilepto July 3, 2023

video-rectalitis 

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

video-rectalitis by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

Optical rectumitous 

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

Optical rectumitous by byrd77 January 6, 2009